Here it is, episode 2 of the two greatest cops to ever cop it up (cock it up...it's a pun, you see...)
Thursday, February 26, 2009
Sunday, January 4, 2009
2009 - The Year That Was.....
The year got off to a somewhat dull and predictable beginning, arriving as expected on January 1 as the clock struck 12. The lack of surprises didn't end there, as countless Australian's consumed alcohol, marveled at sparkly things in the sky, consumed alcohol, bumped into things, consumed alcohol, became progressively violent and resentful towards their children, consumed alcohol, projectile vomited, consumed alcohol and collectively uttered the phrase "get this fucking Auld Lang Syne bullshit off and put on some fucking Whitesnake ya poofta's".
2009 was a go-go. The last of the unwelcome guests were bundled into cabs in the early hours of New Years Day where they engaged in all manner of intellectual conversations with their Taxi drivers. Covering issues such as climate change, the war in iraq, the global economic crisis and whether or not there was any chance of the soiling fee being wavered. There wasn't.
The year got off to a controversial start, with 72 year old AFL legend, Ron Barassi being bashed on the streets of Melbourne as he jumped to the aid of a woman in need. It was red faces all round when it was later revealed that the 'woman' in question was in-fact Sam Newman in another hilarious drag queen stunt. When asked for a comment on the incident, Trevor Marmalade at the bar was speechless as his copy of Maurie Fields Dinkum Aussie Joke Book wasn't at arms length.
Trivial stories like Israel moving in on Gaza and the death of another Aussie soldier were overshadowed by Michael Clarke's sensational knock of 138 against South Africa in the Sydney test. The SCG was awash with a sea of pink as Glen Mcgrath raised money and awareness for his charity, The Carson Kressley Foundation.
And so, as we look back on 2009 and try to make sense of it all, we realize that not only have we matured as a nation, but we've also learnt some valuable lessons;
- Soiling is a nice way of saying 'spewing ya guts up'.
- i almost went a whole blog without mentioning Paris Hilton.
- i'm a big softy at heart (please donate to the Jane Mcgrath Foundation. If i knew how to, i'd place a link here)
- And finally, don't attempt 'year in review' type blogs on January 5.
With love,
Sam.
2009 was a go-go. The last of the unwelcome guests were bundled into cabs in the early hours of New Years Day where they engaged in all manner of intellectual conversations with their Taxi drivers. Covering issues such as climate change, the war in iraq, the global economic crisis and whether or not there was any chance of the soiling fee being wavered. There wasn't.
The year got off to a controversial start, with 72 year old AFL legend, Ron Barassi being bashed on the streets of Melbourne as he jumped to the aid of a woman in need. It was red faces all round when it was later revealed that the 'woman' in question was in-fact Sam Newman in another hilarious drag queen stunt. When asked for a comment on the incident, Trevor Marmalade at the bar was speechless as his copy of Maurie Fields Dinkum Aussie Joke Book wasn't at arms length.
Trivial stories like Israel moving in on Gaza and the death of another Aussie soldier were overshadowed by Michael Clarke's sensational knock of 138 against South Africa in the Sydney test. The SCG was awash with a sea of pink as Glen Mcgrath raised money and awareness for his charity, The Carson Kressley Foundation.
And so, as we look back on 2009 and try to make sense of it all, we realize that not only have we matured as a nation, but we've also learnt some valuable lessons;
- Soiling is a nice way of saying 'spewing ya guts up'.
- i almost went a whole blog without mentioning Paris Hilton.
- i'm a big softy at heart (please donate to the Jane Mcgrath Foundation. If i knew how to, i'd place a link here)
- And finally, don't attempt 'year in review' type blogs on January 5.
With love,
Sam.
Saturday, January 3, 2009
Not one of ours, but awesome none the less
Watch this and I dare you not to be humming it all day...
From "Snuff Box", by Rich Fulcher and Matt Berry
From "Snuff Box", by Rich Fulcher and Matt Berry
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